You may have seen me on the street
Tripping over my own two big feet
On my very own news beat
I’m the real life Norman Gunston, Gunston, Gunston, Gunston Yeah
I’m the real life Norman Gunston
What’s that you want a proof?
Mate your camera’s got no flash!
Oops Sorry Excuse me madam,
Im the real life Norman Guuunston
Im the real life Norman Guuuunston
I said hey editor
I’ve got this pic
I think, it’s pretty damn sic
Its of a tree and some shit
Gunston, Gunston, Gunston, Gunston
Any people in it he said to me
No I replied, not one to three
Well, you will have to go back and get another one
Cos’ your the real life Norman Gunston, Gunston, Gunston, Gunston, Gunston
You’re the real life Norman Gunston
You’re the real life Norman Gunston
(Bretty Barfoot you know it’s truuue)
(Bretty Barfoot you know it’s truuue) backup vocals sung by African American Gospel singers.
(Bretty Barfoot you know it’s truuue)
Your the real life Norman Guuuunston
Your the real life Norman Guuuunston
All the Gunston’s put your hands in the air
And waive your out of focus shots like you just don’t care
If only Gough were here to save my ass
I’d even offer him my autograph
Cos we’re the real life Norman Gunstons, Gunstons, Gunstons, Gunstons
Peace……… Pow! Pow!
(fade out)