You may have seen me on the street

Tripping over my own two big feet

On my very own news beat

 

I’m the real life Norman Gunston, Gunston, Gunston, Gunston Yeah

 

I’m the real life Norman Gunston

 

What’s that you want a proof?

Mate your camera’s got no flash!

Oops Sorry Excuse me madam,

Im the real life Norman Guuunston

Im the real life Norman Guuuunston

 

I said hey editor

I’ve got this pic

I think, it’s pretty damn sic

Its of a tree and some shit

Gunston, Gunston, Gunston, Gunston

 

Any people in it he said to me

No I replied, not one to three

Well, you will have to go back and get another one

Cos’ your the real life Norman Gunston, Gunston, Gunston, Gunston, Gunston

 

You’re the real life Norman Gunston

You’re the real life Norman Gunston

 

(Bretty Barfoot you know it’s truuue)

(Bretty Barfoot you know it’s truuue) backup vocals sung by African American Gospel singers.

(Bretty Barfoot you know it’s truuue)

 

Your the real life Norman Guuuunston

 

Your the real life Norman Guuuunston

 

All the Gunston’s put your hands in the air

And waive your out of focus shots like you just don’t care

If only Gough were here to save my ass

I’d even offer him my autograph

 

Cos we’re the real life Norman Gunstons, Gunstons, Gunstons, Gunstons

 

Peace……… Pow! Pow!

 

 

 

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