Hey wow theres my story in the paper! Oh look its got my name under the title and everything! Ah thats so exciting! Ooh that intro is a bit clunky but thats ok i’m still in the paper! Um not really sure what I meant by that but oh well. Oh crap I attributed that quote to the wrong person. Well at least its good for cleaning windows or wrapping fish. Oh now my fish is all inky.
Why don’t you ever see those things before you submit? Still in the paper though!