Okay this will be short because I unwittingly allowed it to slip my mind.

So I am going to be writing a column.

But not just any column.

I will be making a social critique on my most cherished of books.

It was inspired by my flight over, when I was stuck between two women reading Fifty Shades of Grey.

Now as some of you may know I do not mind indulging my senses in the literary masterpiece that is Fifty Shades.

But during th flght I couldn’t help but wonder, if they get to read porn, do I get to pull out a Hustler or a Penthouse or whatever.

The point is the ed likes it and is keen to gt it in the paper.

This will be the finest of introductions into the world of opinion writing. 😀