First stories are in and somebody already pulled me round the corner and said “this is totally off the record.” I tried not to giggle and say something stupid like “that’s just what people say in the movies” and frantically scribbled the juicy yet totally irrelevant details. Investigations with my hood Buffy have been fun and the tag team speaker phone interviewer/note-taker has been working well. Premature celebratory headbutts have been put on hold as they have been found to interfere with accurate quote taking. I think Jschool should be proud of fostering an international community united in their Kiwi accent piss-taking. The UN couldn’t have done it better.

 

Rob