First stories are in and somebody already pulled me round the corner and said “this is totally off the record.” I tried not to giggle and say something stupid like “that’s just what people say in the movies” and frantically scribbled the juicy yet¬†totally irrelevant details. Investigations with my hood Buffy have been fun and the tag team speaker phone interviewer/note-taker has been working well. Premature celebratory headbutts have been put on hold as they have been found to interfere with accurate quote taking. I think Jschool should be proud of fostering an international community united in their Kiwi accent piss-taking. The UN couldn’t have done it better.